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---- SARDAR SMS ----

Sardar was busy removing

a wheel from his auto.

A man asks sardar why are

you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board.

Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Interviewee;What is your date of birth?

Sardar;nov 28.

Interviewer;which year?

Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

A sardarji photographer is focusing

a dead body’s face in a funeral function,

suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.

why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.

Do you want to see any one before you die?

Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

Sardarji was asked,

what is a adult joke?

Reply came

any joke which is eighteen years old.

A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"

Sardar was writing something veryslowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR

Teacher told all students

in a class to write an essay

on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?

Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?

Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA

& 2 atoms of NA combined?

Sardar: BANANA

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person

who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

In bio practical:

Examiner:Tell me the name of

this bird by seeing it’s legs only?

Sardar:I don’t know.

Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?

Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person

who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,

because he cannot hear anything:-)

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many

coins I have in my pocket?

Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?

Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

Sardarji to others:

Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?

One said, Yes I did

Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,

I found the rubberband!

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend

and suddenly falls on the floor.

Girlfriend:What is this?

Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd

Sardar: Even

Teacher: How can you make seven even?

Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

---- MISS YOU SMS ----

Your absence should be long enough so that somebody misses u, it shouldn't be so long that somebody finds out that how well he can do without u...!

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

Near ones are not dear, dear ones are not near, it is easy to remember the near ones, but very difficult to forget the dear ones. Missing You.

Don't forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star. Missing You!

Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.

In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,

2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...

Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you

I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?

Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

---- BROKENHEART SMS ----

I think I love you more than words can say, I think I love you more and more each day. I think I love you with all of my heart, I think I love you hate when we're apart. I think I love you loving you's easy, I think I love you though it sounds cheesy. Thinking all of this I know I love you.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control

everybody loves woth some reason i love you without reason ,,but all the season

in my life i've learned that heaven never wait let's take this now before it's gone like yesterday cause when i'm with you there's nowhere else that i would ever wanna be, NOOOOOOOO.......

Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.

 

 

I always think of You as the Sun.I pray your Dreams Will Shine on all men.EVRYthing you Desire will Come True and I will ALWAYS Love You and be with You.

There is only one language i can speak and there r three words in it..."I lav u"

YOu brought a new meaning to my simple life,n u made it beautiful with ur undesirable love....u make me smile even when ur not around..u make me feel loved when i most miss u.whatever it is u can make me whole again.

when someone loves you, you dont realize it wen u realize it.its to late. you always leave the one who loves you, and love the one who leaves you

If you love someone let him loose, if he comes back to you, he was always yours and if he doesn't then he was never yours

my day start with ur name and my day stop with ur name i cant hold my self just thinking about u that how much i love you, if you wanna know about this.just search my self in ur heart.

 

Forever, you promised

Forever, a lie

You promised the moon

And the stars in the sky

There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime

I really love U ... But U love some1 else

When I C U

I can't close my eyes

I just want U 2 say how much I care about U

May I could say U at someTime .....

I Love U More Than Myself

Know what I've been missing

All the time, I was missing U

I know who I shld be kissing

And I know U know that 2

In school they taught me that; 1 hour = 60 min.1 min = 60 sec. but they never told me that; 1 sec. without U = 100 years

The first time I saw you I was scare to to touch you the first time I touch you I was scare to hold you, the first time I hold you I was scare to kiss, the first time I kiss you I was scare to love you now that I am in love I was scare to loss you.

---- GET WELL SOON SMS----

Heard that you're not feeling well. So brought flowers for you

to make you feel Healthier and Happier. Get Well Soon!

Get well quick, u lazy bum,

There’s lots of work to do.

If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,

And I’d rather it was for u.

I very well know the reason,

why u r taking too long to recover,

u r realy being nurse-d there.

joke a part, but still,

wishing u speedy recovery

You are feeling down

and so am i with u NOT around.

Hope you get back in

the swing of things real soon

If wishes were flowers I"d send You A

big bunch to say.... "Get Well Soon

You Mean A lot to me.... and so does your Health and

Happiness..... So Here"s a wish to say....

& Take good care of Yourself

May the little flower, laying in gloom, Rise and bloom,

Swaying endlessly, this way and that way,

Morn to dusk, everyday. Get Well Soon!

very well know the reason,

why u r taking too long to recover,

u r realy being nurse-d there.

joke a part, but still,

wishing u speedy recovery

Heard that you"re not feeling well. So brought flowers for you to

make you feel Healthier and Happier. Get Well Soon!

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with

hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant

smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the stars came out

to play a signal but all of them are not shining, cos all they nows

my friend is sick wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead.

I hope you're feeling better,

I miss you every day.

I'm always thinking of you,

So this is what I say,

Get Well Soon!

May the little flowers lying in gloom, Rise and bloom,

swaying endlessly, this way and that way, morn to dusk

everyday, Get well soon

Be the sky above you,

Blue soft be the road below you,

Affection be the breeze around you,

I pray all the happiness surrounds you.

“Get Well Soon”

May the little flowers lying in gloom,

Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly,

This way and that way,

Morn to dusk everyday,

Get well soon.

I very well know the reason,

why u r taking too long to recover,

u r realy being nurse-d there.

joke a part, but still,

wishing u speedy recovery

Take good care of yourself, friend. We hope to see you up

and running and back at Kommies again. The place just isn't

the same without you.

Heard you were feeling out of a Quack ...... Hope you are up

& Splashing Soon. If wishes were flowers I'd send You A big

bunch to say.... Get Well Soon

You are feeling down and so am i with You not around. Hope

you Get Back in the swing of things real soon.

You Mean A lot to me.... and so does your Health and

Happiness..... So Here's a wish to say.... & Take good care

of Yourself !

May the little flower, laying in gloom, Rise and bloom,

Swaying endlessly, this way and that way, Morn to dusk,

everyday. Get Well Soon!

---- FIRST SMS ----

Who's hot... Its U, Who's
Charming... Its U, Who's
Sweetest.. Its U,Who's

Intelligent... Its U, Who's dear & near friend...
Its U Who's a liar.. Its mE..!

A smile to put you on high…

A kiss to set your soul alright…

Would it be alright if

I spent tonight being loved by you?

My heart problem has

reached a critical stage.

That doctor says:

There r only 2 options left…

ICU

Or

U C Me.

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.

Can you see me? no? Turn around,can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see youbecause you have a special place in my heart!

Never trust a girl who sashows ys she loves you more than anyone else in the world; it she has been experimenting.

If u don't kno da feelings ofsome1 u luv, it makes u afraid 2 express ur feelings, it's like a crimethat can give u a life sentence. Baby...I take this risk to tell u thatI...I luv u. Gimme da life sentence to be with YOU.

What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat,UR friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me Dear, What is Sweet?Is that U or UR heart beat

Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend

Eligibility: Loving & Caring,Duty: To Luv, Experience: Not required, Salary: Never Ending Luv,Joining: ASAP, R U interested?

I want to kill the SWEETEST,SMARTEST, CHARMING, ATTRACTIVE & GOOD LOOKING Person on earth, butthen I thought my friend ....

i belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful

Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night...

if i need "Brain Transplantation" i will perfer your brain... dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain which is never used before

U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

he rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... I need a person for just time pass

Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again

If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from...

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen

Promise me v r true frendz, i'm lamp u r lite, i'm coke u r sprite, i'm saawan u r baadal, i'm normal u r paagal... ha ha h

---- KISS SMS ----

Look under your bed,maybe in ur head, for there i"ll plant lot of something called forget me not, here"s a most loving kiss coz you are the only one i miss.

when u kiss a British girl she says "kiss me softly"

when u kiss a American girl she says "kiss me hardly"

and

when u kiss a Pakistani girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na" (Don"t tell anybody)

       

I"m a kisser, i kiss people for money

I"m a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend

I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!

Give me one kiss to go to sleep. Give me two kisses to dream. Give me an endless row of kisses to, when I wake up in the morning, think of you as the last kiss I never forget it

Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you

Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS")

LOVE IS BLIND BE VERY KIND WHEN I KISS U PLZ DONT MIND 

 

Never KISS a lady police,

She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,

She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,

She will say, repeat it 5 time

A KISS …

Can Be A Comma (,)

A Question Mark (?)

Or

An Exclamation Point (!) …

That’s Basic Spelling

That Every Woman

Ought To Know

Kiss me and you will see stars ….

Love me and I will give them to you.

Kiss is a boot camp of doing something sweet and tasted that at the end it can drive you to the next step that can build a generation to generation until generation.

never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.

never give a hug, ask 4 it.

never ask do u luv me, first say i luv u.

never say i can"t live without u, say i live for u.

 

---- JOKE SMS ----

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
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What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food

Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings?

A: Because they don't have any. ౧

Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings?

A: Because they don't have any. ౧

so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so

sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!

My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a

"Tubelight"

We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than

Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car

is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just

happy that a cow can't fly!

Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they're irrational n can bankrupt u

if u're not careful

Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."

Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: why three?

Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?

A: What Men Know About Women.

What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...

---- NICEDAY SMS ----

To succeed in whatever you do, no need to work hard. Just do ur work with love and commitment.

The beauty of life doesn't depend on how happy u are, but on how happy others can be... because of u.

A smile can open a heart faster than a key can open a door. Smiles are free dont save them!!! Brighten the world with your smile.

Sincere apology:

If u dont like any of my SMS & Dont like 2read, or if my msgs disturb u, thn plz dont hesitate, feel free to ....

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity.

A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,

Wish u an optimistic life

Life is like Mathamatics

Add some friends

Substract some enemies

Multiply some joys

Divide some sorrows.

Wonder Y human beings cry.............?

God wants our eyes 2 b washed by our tears once in a whil, so tat v can c our life wit a clearer view again...

S: Sets u free,

M: Makes u special,

I: Increases ur face value,

L: Lifts up ur spirits,

E: Erases all ur tensions,

So, please keep smiling.

Success is not Permanent & Failure is Not Final ! So, Never stop Working after Success & Never Stop Trying after Failure....!

Nice People are like wind. you can only feel their presence and sincerity. Now don't look here and there to find them. just look at the name of the sender.

Text me when your are sad,text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will.I don't care if I'm your last option,I just don't want you cry alone.

Why do bird fall from the sky every time you walk by? May be because like me they want to be near you.

It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is because we do not dare that they are difficult.

Life you have only once so enjoy each and every moment of your life as per your choice with open heart bcs there is no chance of retake if u take any wrong decision you have to pay for that.

If a drop of water falls in lake there Is no identity

But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl

So choose the best place where you should shine.

Once you have started seeing the beauty of life,

ugliness starts disappearing.

If you start looking at life with joy,

sadness starts disappearing.

You cannot have heaven and hell together,

you can have only one.

It is your choice

Life never seems to be

the way we want it,

but we live it in the

best way we can.

There is no perfect life but we

can fill it with perfect moments.

life is like a chocolate box.Each choclate is like a portion of life. some are crunchy, some r nutty,some r soft, but all r DELICIOUS.

Sometimes in Life we tend to run so fast that we don't notice God running with us. We only notice Him when we fall, yet He stops, carries us and says, "Finish the race my child."

Hold 10 roses in ur hand and stand opposite to the mirror, u will see 11 roses!!! The 11th beautiful rose is ur smile..

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