---- SARDAR SMS ----

Sardar was busy removing

a wheel from his auto.

A man asks sardar why are

you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board.

Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Interviewee;What is your date of birth?

Sardar;nov 28.

Interviewer;which year?

Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

A sardarji photographer is focusing

a dead body’s face in a funeral function,

suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.

why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.

Do you want to see any one before you die?

Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

Sardarji was asked,

what is a adult joke?

Reply came

any joke which is eighteen years old.

A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"

Sardar was writing something veryslowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR

Teacher told all students

in a class to write an essay

on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?

Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?

Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA

& 2 atoms of NA combined?

Sardar: BANANA

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person

who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

In bio practical:

Examiner:Tell me the name of

this bird by seeing it’s legs only?

Sardar:I don’t know.

Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?

Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person

who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,

because he cannot hear anything:-)

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many

coins I have in my pocket?

Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?

Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

Sardarji to others:

Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?

One said, Yes I did

Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,

I found the rubberband!

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend

and suddenly falls on the floor.

Girlfriend:What is this?

Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd

Sardar: Even

Teacher: How can you make seven even?

Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!