Monday, September 21, 2009

Baalayya baabu

Nuvvu T-shirt and short vesukoni velte....adi Yenda kaalam
Nuvvu godugu teesi kelte....adi vaana kaalam
Nuvvu sweater vesukoni velte...adi chali kaalam
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Nuvvu balakrishna cinema chuste .....neeku poye kaalam...



Exam conducted for all telugu heroes.......

1q) write all your flop films on a paper???

CHIRU:anji

NAG:boss

PAVAN:jhonny

MAHESH:. sainikudu

BAALAYYA:additional sheets plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz





mahesh dialouge in ATHADU:

"nuvvu padivelu icchina S.I ki nenu laksha istaanu

bala krishna cinema chusi poyadani raasestaadu

polam kaavalo praanam kaavalo telchuko"




Flopu Nayakudu- Balakrishna

In Dasaavatharam there is a song praising Kamal Haasan (Loka Nayakuda ...).
If we rewrite the lyrics of the song for Balakrishna it would be like this.

Go make a hit before you die ..... Go make a hit before you die .....

Lokamanduna ninnu missu kaleru
Needu puttuka cine field ke chetu
Flopu naayakuda
Ne vente vundi flopu
Ika neekosam aage Hittu

Natanalo Chetta
Hittulaku kotta
Nee nata hrudayam
Rayaleni kavita

Abhinayasiri ga Adhvanasri ga
Vacchinadu nasaraju
Nini choosi mecchinaadu flopu raju

Flopulu enni yedure aina
Faction matram nuvvidaledu
Chinnanati aa moorkatvaniki
Oxygen thecchinavu
Tvarlone sanka nakipotavu

Naarayanudi Dasaavathaaram
Natanalo needi flopavataaram
Cinemaalu teesi
Prajalanu himsincchi
Maneeshi kalevu
Gnanamlo sardar nu minchinaaavu

Vittulalone Vrukshalu edugu
Nee vokkadi to flopulu yedugu
Viswa vinta ga yedigina Natuda
Nee sari neevele
Yeppatiki nee sari neevele
Flopu naayakuda..............Flopu naayakuda..............Flopu naayakuda..............


The last conversation in “Bommarillu” between Prakash Raj and Siddharatha is replaced by Balayya and Balayya fans….

Balayya fans: Balayya Babu meeru 30 yrs ninchi gelichanu anukuntunaaru, kaani mimalni
gelipinchadaniki memu 30 yrs ninchi oodipotune unnam

An extension… ..

Balayya: Naku 5Crores remuneration vachinappudu kuda sontosham ledu kani na fans na movies ne adaristaru ani gurtochinappu chala santhosha paddanu.

Balayya Fans: Meru cinema tesesanani anukunataru bagane undi, kani aa cinema nachaledu ani chairs viraga kotti screen chimpi mari cheppalani anipistundi kani emi cheyyaleni nissahaya paristiti.....

Balayya: eyebrows raised …

Balayya Fans: Thidutunnaru sir, banda bootulu tidutunnaru Balayya movie ki velutunnante navvu tunnaru sir……

Balayya: Meku nachina Faction movies istunnanani anukunna gani mimmalni inthaga himsistunnanani anukoledu … ..

Balayya Fans: Miku teliyatla sir meru teesina movies nachaka, chudakunda vundaleka narakam chustunnamu sir…

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